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Pronounced " Seh-cunt-tary" A word to describe a secretary who is well past her prime. A miserable old, battleaxe that has nothing better to do.
My Secretary is useless, she is such a secuntary.
Secuntary by laxplayer2 June 28, 2017
Words you can keep

Secondary Load 

When you masturbate and don't quite get your load out. The semen gets stuck between the prostate and the end of the penis, which is somewhere in the urethra. Directly following masturbating you take a piss in the bathroom and urine and semen comes out.
Kid 1: Man this weekend I banged this girl so hard
Kid 2: Really ?
Kid 1: Yea man, but my load got stuck and i had to pee on her face to get my load on her. Secondary Load man YEA!
Kid 2: Sure you did, have you ever even talked to a girl?
Kid 1: Alright, I did it to the hot pornstar on my computer screen
Kid 2: HA, you broke your computer from your secondary load
Secondary Load by Immortal Steeze October 7, 2010

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon 

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.
Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
garth webb secondary school by Qewtji February 20, 2017

Orchard Park Secondary School 

A shithole high school in Stoney Creek, Ontario built in the 60s. Teachers are ok unless you get Mr.Brooks, he gets annoying with his conspiracy theories. Students are a bunch of stoners that hang out and vape outside the tech hall, all you smell is blueberry muffins but it’s all these so called toughguys sucking their dildo sticks, and a nice waft of weed smell coming from their car cause they drive stoned.

The school is basically runned by Serbs and Muslims so basically they just hate eachother and wanna conquer eachother. So much villager Indians and their capes and and turbans like there gonna plant a bomb.
Hey I goto orchard park secondary school, I just skip class, vape and smoke fat blunts and drive everyone stoned out of my mind in my shitbox civic that sounds like a dolphin being raped.

sembawang secondary school 

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.
Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.

secondary 

A term used in forums and image boards to refer to people who get into an anime, video game etc. by secondary means (typically through a sequel or spinoff) and completely ignore the respective originals and source materials , resulting in a skewed understanding of background lore. More often than not being a secondary is very easy to correct but people refuse to do so out of laziness, so they are rightfully shunned. The term is commonly used among touhou and type-moon fans, and by many fans of visual novels with poor or inferior anime adaptations.
Dan is a huge fan of Gundam Unicorn, but hasn't even seen the original Mobile Suit Gundam. He's such a filthy fucking secondary.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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