A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.

I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.

If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.

Secretards need not apply!

Secretard by Duh da duh December 26, 2008

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Secret Word

*Secret word*, *Secret wording* or *Secret worded*.
The first meaning of these words was based on the word Jizz but made for open use so the true meaning was to stay hidden from public use such as... Parents, friends or just about anyone that would say Lolz or Gay at you for the use of what the word was on.

But later became a word for more then what it was first was used for. Now it is also used to describe moments of intense joy, excitement or pleasure for the eyes ect. With the same strong meaning.

Person 1 "Did you see that insane shit in that video I sent you?"

Person 2 "Yeah man! I *secret worded* as soon as I saw it."

Person 1 "I was *secret wording* all through that video."

Secret Word by Co1dfire October 4, 2010

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SecretOreo

This is a secret my Oreo is cool and cute! I love it I will eat it

I love SecretOreo yummm

SecretOreo by PoopsieKaddilliom💩💩💩💩💩 July 16, 2021

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secretard

A believer in the law of attraction described in the book titled The Secret.

A secretard blames victims for manifesting the bad things that happened to them.

secretard by Gloria Santos February 17, 2022

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