The random musings of a youth who is often innocent in their belief that the question is not stupid. It nearly always has no context to the current situation or conversation and appears random. It is often hilarious, distracting or even draining to the target or audience.
Whilst at work or lunch seemingly from nowhere they will ask things like "is an albinos poo white?" and "what would you do if the whole chinese army appeared outside ready to attack right now?" - This is a sebism.
Semisimilar is a combination between the suffix "semi-" and the word "similar". it means/refers to "the similarities between two different things while still being different enough to not be wholly or partly similar."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand