Seaspray

When a male urinates in a urinal and some of it sprays back onto his legs

Damn man I have to shower, I peed at the movies and had some mad seaspray

by Jackaugs August 8, 2014

Seaspray

1. The act of vomiting, yacking, or puking
2. To become ill after the act of alcoholism
3. The act of being sick

This biatch can't drink for shiet, he's bout to get seaspray.

by TheTrueDrinker October 24, 2003

Seaspray

Possibly the most shitty beach town in Gippsland, Victoria, Australia. Loaded with inbred bogans, Chernobyl-like air quality, boring beaches, shit food and weird druggos hanging about

"I'm going to Seaspray for the holidays!"
"That is a fate worse than death my guy."

by michael carbomb January 26, 2026

Salty Sea Spray

After a men ejaculates inside the woman, he then puts his face level with her filled vagina, she queefs, and sprays a combination of his and her juices into his face, mouth, and eyes.

James thought he was cool for banging that filthy stripper, but when he bent down to get his wallet she totally gave him a salty sea spray.

by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009

Seaprayer

1. Salty-surrender, Deepest-sea-meditation, swimming out beyond the break until you are out of breath and merely a speck floating in BLuE.
Taking one deep breath of surrender...filling your lungs with the awareness that the giant pulsing-wonderous-sea could swallow you whole...
and then taking a second breath of awe and gratitude because it didn't.

Seaprayer is:
2. Dancing with the seahorses, screaming all that is maddening and limiting and stifling into bubbles, and laying all that leaves you heavy on the seafloor, and singing thank-you to the light-beams and fish-song.

3. Diving into the deep and for a moment being taken closer to conception...closer to the womb....until finally feeling life swell with all its fullness in your lungs
as it buoys you back to the wake...
where you lay arms wide on the top of gods-blanket
and feel the sublime pulse through you...
and you make your way back to shore...renewed...
and madly deeply in love.

She spent 3 hours deep in seaprayer....and returned back to the world renewed.

by the farmgirl December 31, 2010

Sea Spray

When a person uses a funnel to fill their ass with piss and then farts. The resulting warm breeze and piss spray resembles a nice sea spray

Dude, let me borrow that funnel so I can get filled up for a sea spray tonight.

by CosmoLewis May 5, 2025