Season Ticket Holder

Generally considered to be the male in a friends with benefits or fuck buddy relationship. A season ticket holder has a year round, infinite supply of season tickets and a complete sexual grip both mentally and physically around his female counterpart.

Rupert: "So you can really fuck her whenever you want? She's so hot."

Carlos: "Haha you have no idea. I'm a Season Ticket Holder bro, this chick loves me".

Rupert: "I wish I had season tickets with Christina..."

by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

season ticket holder

A term used to describe a lesbian. Fans of the WNBA are women who are predominately gay

She`s not into guys, she is a season ticket holder for the N.Y. Liberty

by Cantwork August 21, 2006

slipknot season ticket holders

Ugly fat goths who wear black steel toe cap boots b like to stand on small animals heads and sit in there room playing cod drinking monster energy or the original rockstar

Slipknot season ticket holders like to go to gothic events

by I'm not a goth May 6, 2018

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025