Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.
One of the best space/yaoi web comics out there. It follows the story of a fighter and navigator, named Cain and Abel, respectively. It is written by HamletMachine on DeviantArt, and can also be found on starfightercomic.com. The first 5-6 panels depict their first meeting, while panels 7-20 describe their first space battle together. Panels following that depict the aftermath of the battle, and some semi-mature content between the two men.
The first mention of Starfighter was in the form of a concept page, posted on August 20, 2008. It has received over 15000 views since then.
A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.
John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."
An argument, usually on Internet forums or message boards, about a petty issue that gets blown completely out of proportion. Typically draws ridicule, but is quite hilarious and amused interest from third parties.
Did youread that slapfight on reddit the other day? They were arguing about whether farts could reach lethal levels of smelliness!