People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually
Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks,
Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way
this is a joke, be whoever you want!)