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eight straights of fucked up 

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you
a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH

eight straights of fucked up 

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"
eight straights of fucked up by J Deb September 22, 2005

straightsplaining 

Condescending explanation of something about the LGBTQ+ community and/or experience by a cishet person to a member of the community.
Cishet: You can't be gay, I have a gay friend and you're nothing like them. Gay people are *insert stereotype*
Non-cishet: Please stop straightsplaining my own sexuality.

The straights 

People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks, Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way this is a joke, be whoever you want!)
Nina: what does straight mean? I wouldn’t know
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men

straightsexual 

A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit
I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual
straightsexual by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

Straightsist 

Come on Uncle Robbie, don't be such a straightsist to straight couples.
Straightsist by Robbiesbj December 20, 2019