Definitions by CannibalGuppy

Gorf 

Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.

"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."

Gorf by CannibalGuppy December 26, 2008

spotted hippo 

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

spotted hippo by Cannibalguppy August 28, 2008

WWID 

Abbreviation of "What would Ishler do?", meaning to study as much as humanly possible, and then a little bit more.

"I have nothing to do, and I have a chemistry final in a few days. WWID?"

WWID by CannibalGuppy May 1, 2005

outside

A mythical fairy land inhabited by fantastical creatures.

"I just saw a squirrel outside."
"Hot damn! I didn't know those existed!"

outside by CannibalGuppy April 24, 2005

eleven 

By default, the highest rating on a ten point scale.

"On a ten point scale I'd give that performance an eleven Lenny!"
"How fucking original Bob."

eleven by CannibalGuppy January 2, 2005

starfighter pilot 

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

"They came from behind!"

starfighter pilot by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004

little black dress 

What a girl wears when she is trying to catch the eye of a member of the opposite gender.

My math teacher wore a little black dress to class today. It was scary as hell.

little black dress by CannibalGuppy April 2, 2004