CannibalGuppy's definitions

starfighter pilot

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

"They came from behind!"

by CannibalGuppy June 3, 2004

eleven

By default, the highest rating on a ten point scale.

"On a ten point scale I'd give that performance an eleven Lenny!"
"How fucking original Bob."

by CannibalGuppy January 2, 2005

outside

A mythical fairy land inhabited by fantastical creatures.

"I just saw a squirrel outside."
"Hot damn! I didn't know those existed!"

by CannibalGuppy April 24, 2005

Gorf

Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.

"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."

by CannibalGuppy December 26, 2008

fat

A word once used to mean "overweight", which has now changed meanings. Now it is used by thin white males referring to their sedentary, lethargic, or just plain lazy life styles.

I can't do the dishes, I'm to fat.

Dude, are you saying your so fat that you won't even walk upstairs?

by Cannibalguppy May 30, 2003

broken

Originally used in card games to designate a card or mechanic which is overly powerful. May also be used to describe something as "too good"

That Academy combo is fucking broken.

That is just plain broken dude.

by Cannibalguppy October 26, 2003

spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

by Cannibalguppy August 28, 2008