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Seabreeze High School 

A legendary high school in Daytona Beach, Florida, where a student is measured by his/her ability to skip class and still manage to pass. A place where dreams come true, but only if your dream is to become addicted to sex, drugs, and alchohol before the age of 15. Mostly a place of local legends and urban myths, you do not want your kid to go here. Other local schools call Seabreeze "Sleezebreeze" and say that we have STD's. It's true. Popularity comes in the form of one's abililty to chug natty lights, snort xanax bars, steal whatever pills are in mom's cabinet, get stoned before school AND at lunch, eat magic mushrooms, swallow XTC, drink jaegerbombs, drive fast, and somehow still be good at sports. If you don't go to Seabreeze, you're just not that cool.
person 1: "Yo what are your plans for the future?"
person 2: "Dude I go to Seabreeze High School..."

Reverse Seared Filet 

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.
I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Reverse Seared Filet by EvilGramps September 5, 2016

seabed official

Seabed Official is a fashion company going public sometime in the year 2033. Currently the exact idea are still not a 100% thought of but we are confident they will hit the ground running within the next few years.
Girl #1: Wow what is she wearing she looks so cool
Girl #2: Of course it’s Seabed Official! What else could it be!
Girl #3: Yeah! Silly me!

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.
I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!
Seared Tuna by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

seabreazed 

The result of fucking things up beyond natural understanding. A mind-blowing event that no one else can understand or comprehend.

Knowing the truth but performing doing the complete opposite.

This action can be compared to FUBAR can be compared but is actually taking it one step further hence the term, seabreazed.

Ignorance incarnated.
How did this happen??? oh it was seabreazed!

DUDE! you totally seabreazed it!

Man I got seabreazed all over my face! the project was ruined by ____________.
seabreazed by H2OH3O August 5, 2014
Sexy beast that makes me horny. :-*
Sabredog made me soil myself.
Sabredog by Dark October 8, 2004