seabreazed 

The result of fucking things up beyond natural understanding. A mind-blowing event that no one else can understand or comprehend.

Knowing the truth but performing doing the complete opposite.

This action can be compared to FUBAR can be compared but is actually taking it one step further hence the term, seabreazed.

Ignorance incarnated.

How did this happen??? oh it was seabreazed!

DUDE! you totally seabreazed it!

Man I got seabreazed all over my face! the project was ruined by ____________.

seabreazed by H2OH3O August 5, 2014

Seabreeze High School 

A legendary high school in Daytona Beach, Florida, where a student is measured by his/her ability to skip class and still manage to pass. A place where dreams come true, but only if your dream is to become addicted to sex, drugs, and alchohol before the age of 15. Mostly a place of local legends and urban myths, you do not want your kid to go here. Other local schools call Seabreeze "Sleezebreeze" and say that we have STD's. It's true. Popularity comes in the form of one's abililty to chug natty lights, snort xanax bars, steal whatever pills are in mom's cabinet, get stoned before school AND at lunch, eat magic mushrooms, swallow XTC, drink jaegerbombs, drive fast, and somehow still be good at sports. If you don't go to Seabreeze, you're just not that cool.

person 1: "Yo what are your plans for the future?"
person 2: "Dude I go to Seabreeze High School..."

Seabreeze High School by stoopidlungs January 28, 2010

Mexican Seabreeze 

A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster

"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."

Mexican Seabreeze by Worshy-c September 2, 2019

Seabreeze

When you pass gas during or right after a shower. For some strange reason this causes the fart to smell abnormally awful, and will occasionally make one feel queasy.

Dude I seabreezed so hard last night.

Seabreeze by Dongey Kong April 26, 2015

seabreeze

The act of inserting one's index or middle finger into their partners vaginal opening and then proceeding to place said finger into their partner's nostril. See also: salty tsunami.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and a warm seabreeze from time to time.

seabreeze by Lee Issac Trawick February 7, 2007

Nolan The Seabreeze 

he is a rare creature that plays too much GTA V and Pisses you off so that's why he has not that many friends

Damn My Friend is a Nolan The Seabreeze This is sad

Nolan The Seabreeze by Koichi Hirose_ July 12, 2020

Seabreeze High School 

A high school located in Daytona Beach, Florida.the school's mascot is the sand crab, which has inspired a popular football-game chant: "SEABREEZE HAS CRABS!". Students of this school are known to make fun of the students of rival Spruce Creek High School by writing insulting definitions of the school on Urban Dictionary; making fun of the fact that students in the IB Program at Spruce Creek often have too much homework to be able to participate in social activities. However, this attempted jab at intelligence backfires, because Seabreeze students are apparently not even smart enough to recognize the difference between the words "there", "they're", and "their", spell words correctly, or use proper punctuation to separate ideas in sentences.

Seabreeze High School student talking about Spruce Creek High School students: They're schedules consist of srictly studying and attending sporting events. No one has ever spotted one lurking anywhere beyond those places so consider yourself lucky if you catch the rare species actually doing something fun.

Spruce Creek High School student: Dude, use spelling and grammar check next time. I lost brain cells reading that.

Seabreeze High School by It's a great day to be a hawk. May 7, 2011