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(v.) the act of leaving a group of people (a party, a friendly miniature golf game, etc.) in spy on someone taking a poop, either for sexual fulfillment or to gross out his friends
(n.) one who seabs
Derived from the portmanteau "see brown"
Guy: Hey, did Mark really seab some girl?

Mark: Hi, I'm Mark, and I'm a seab.
seab by ofcrsprcrst April 25, 2007
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To lay sand or silt offshore as to reduce costal erosion
The government seabing project helped tremendously with the coastal erosion problems plaguing the island country.
seab by somewhatTrue February 4, 2024
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seab iscuit 

My bowl
my bowl is named seab iscuit
The best nickname anyone on the planet could ever be called.
Guy 1:Hey man, did you see that cool guy?

Guy2:Yeah, he reminds me of a Seabass.
Seabass by seabassyo March 14, 2009

Sexy Seabass 

Anthony Mackie’s nickname for Sebastian Stan.
Anthony Mackie: “...Sittin’ next to uh, Sexy Seabass...”

Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”
Sexy Seabass by freakinegg March 28, 2020

seaboxing 

going out of your way or clearly acting in an abnormal manner in order to gain attention from a female.
“Damn bro, Brian was seaboxing in that group chat.”
seaboxing by Dwayne TR November 4, 2019

Kyle Seabass

A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.
Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"
Kyle Seabass by JamesCurry May 11, 2016
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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