On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.
A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.
Have you got any scrumple?
Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
Have you got any scrumple?
Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017
When you've had a big sesh and you're still getting on it when the suns come up, it's not really late or really early. It's lurly.
"Aw mate we had a proper lurly one Friday"
"No idea what was going on but it got real lurly"
#letshavealurlyone
"No idea what was going on but it got real lurly"
#letshavealurlyone
by Haizerfeign September 18, 2017