Definitions by Haizerfeign

Scrumple 

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

Scrumple by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

lurly 

When you've had a big sesh and you're still getting on it when the suns come up, it's not really late or really early. It's lurly.

"Aw mate we had a proper lurly one Friday"
"No idea what was going on but it got real lurly"
#letshavealurlyone

lurly by Haizerfeign September 18, 2017