Scrumpled 

hookwinked

Nigga got scrumpled.

Scrumpled by hi August 4, 2003

Scrumpled 

When you don't fold something and it just is a ball of wrinkles

"I didn't fold my laundry, I scrumpled it."

Scrumpled by arrresssvvv December 6, 2022

Scrumpled 

When something is both scrunched and crumpled at the same time. When something is in a mash.

Everything is all scrumpled around in your bag

When something is in a jumble or all tangled up

Scrumpled by JaneLee August 10, 2023

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Scrombled 

Scrombling is the severe action of beckoning inconsistent developments in the area of the mind. Side effects of being scrombled are: Experience of dust, vast energies, insight into the illusory nature of self, big jug hot cheese, satellites crashing into your house killing you instantly, and entities in your room at night.

Ow oof my absolute head - i think i've been scrombled !

Scrombled by Shrimpus October 11, 2018

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

scrambled beg on toast 

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

scrambled beg on toast by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017