Scrumf

A weak ass enemy from any video game that can be killed by just looking at it. Also used to describe someone who can't fight.

That guy went down like a scrumf!
Dude, you're such a scrumf.

Scrumf by PoopyButt Magoo February 25, 2015

scrumbag

A person with no experience in software development that read a few books on Agile development and is acting like an expert.

I can't believe we hired that agile development coach, he's a total scrumbag.

scrumbag by {:} September 26, 2017

Scrumbulated 

When somepin' ain't right. Like when them dice over there lookin kinda wonky. Like when they just seem a bit weird and not frabulous.

Somethin' don't seem rice about these dices, these dices, they don't look so good y'know, there somethin' ain't quite frabulousis about them they're a little Scrumbulated. - Markiplier

Scrumbulated by Findloo November 18, 2020

Hot Scruff 

A person who still looks sexy, even when they haven't kept up with their appearances. It can be used for men and women, and it is derived from the word "Hot Stuff". It describes the beauty in waking up out of bed/etc. and going somewhere without really caring, because you know you're still freaking hot.

Ex. 1

A: "Why are all of these guys going after you?"
Q: "I don't know, man. I mean, I've been pretty scruff all week."
A:"Yeah, you've been wearing sweatpants all week and guys are still like 'Whoa, thats some hot SCRUFF!"

Ex.2

Johnny Depp is some hot scruff in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hot Scruff by Hottscruff June 26, 2009

scrufflebunny 

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.

"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."

scrufflebunny by jcut July 25, 2009

scrumches 

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

scrumches by De Jesus July 25, 2007

tuna scrum 

A group of several (3 or more) Lesbians, containing one or more Bulls, traveling as a group at a social function or event. Birds are to a flock, like Lesbians are to a Tuna Scrum.

While attending an LPGA event, my buddy and I were amazed at the number of Tuna Scrums wandering about.

tuna scrum by Swucker Barnhue September 22, 2005