Scrumf

A weak ass enemy from any video game that can be killed by just looking at it. Also used to describe someone who can't fight.

That guy went down like a scrumf!
Dude, you're such a scrumf.

by PoopyButt Magoo February 25, 2015

scrumfed

when a males genital area is sriveled and or smaller then normal

i am very scrumfed right now

by wattythemadman3 May 24, 2010