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scrumfed 

when a males genital area is sriveled and or smaller then normal
i am very scrumfed right now
scrumfed by wattythemadman3 May 24, 2010
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scrumped 

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.
"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"
scrumped by Laura24601 December 20, 2008
The past tense of scam, according to Tracy Jordan from "30 Rock."
“What’s the past tense for scam? Is it scrummed? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrummed.”
scrummed by safetycanary February 20, 2011

scrumped 

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.
The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.
scrumped by oldasiahand March 8, 2011

scrumbed 

To snack on, pig out, or devouer, context of food, drink, or junk food

Aslo to search for food
Your getting porky, scrumbed enought chalkies?
scrumbed by kyle May 15, 2004

scruffed 

Man, I was so scruffed after those 837 hits of PCP, those 5471 cigs of dope, and that quart of cocaine poured into me with that IV tube. Woah.
scruffed by Katsu Moriyama May 5, 2003

scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed

A phrase used by the YouTuber Kubz Scouts (Robert Jay Peréz), referring to the action of screaming like you never have ever before.
I'm about to scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed in a while because of how good these jumpscares are, I swear.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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