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scholastica

Scholastica used to define a bright person. Derived from the word *Scholastic
Scholasticas are very friendly and have a creative way of sending a message to the other Party
they are usually wild and chatty but also addicts with literature and written art
Many are great authors and when they imagine things...well they imagine Dragons :)
Word of advise don't mess with Scholasticas

They have a different way of dealing with things
Damn,I'm dating a Scholastica!
scholastica by Tranquil.poet January 8, 2015

scrotastinate 

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.
Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..
scrotastinate by C.Lit May 20, 2010

scrotastic 

Something is ball tinglingly good
My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear
scrotastic by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 2, 2005

scrotastic 

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.
"That was scrotastic!"
scrotastic by fwagart May 17, 2007

Scrotasticity 

Adj. describes the physical properties and characteristics of an object whose size, shape, general form, texture, pliability and prolongation resembles that of the human scrotum.
1. "My word, that hacky-sack sure has a lot of scrotasticity."


2. Socks.


3. "Gosh, my balls appear to be losing their scrotasticity!"
Scrotasticity by Adzza and Ruckus December 26, 2008

Scrotafication 

the method of death by which a sexually flustered husband or lover ties a woman down and uses his ball sack to suffocate her, by stretching his whole ball sack accross his wifes face like a plaster mask until she slips away.
husband " Shhh Shhhh Shhh, you've gave be blue balls for the last time. Feel their wrath!!!"

Wife "MMmuuuuhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh.....gasp..." (dies of Scrotafication)
Scrotafication by wondertroll March 7, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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