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1. Homosexual male that smokes Virgina Slims
"Hey Scrouge need a tampon to keep your shit from falling out"
Scrouge by EngineJim December 8, 2003
Synonym for “semen”
“She ebbin on my neezer till I scrouge”
Scrouge by Croc_ December 12, 2021
To brush teeth with vigour.
(context: Person A and Person B are both brushing their teeth. Person A is borrowing Person B's toothpaste.)
Person A: Yo bro why does your toothpaste taste so unfortunate
Person B, politely: 'I *would* intensely and vigorously scrouge my teeth in anger in response to your statement, since I love my toothpaste so very much, but I've lost a tooth to that once, and would not like to go through that experience again.'
Scrouge by IcattErr June 17, 2022

Scrouge Balls 

When your testicles are in a state of severe hibernation. Your sack is scrunched up as tight as it will go, often seen during colder weather or after having taken a swim. The exact opposite of this would be Pirate Balls.
It was five below zero out, and my Scrouge Balls were starting to ache.

She stared at me with a look so cold that my pirate balls quickly turned Scrouge Balls.
Scrouge Balls by Pickett Smith July 18, 2009

Lebaneser scrouge 

A lesbian that tries to ruin Christmas
Sharon has been a Lebaneser scrouge ever since she caught her girlfriend with a guy at the Christmas party.

mongolian scrouge 

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit
Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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