(context: Person A and Person B are both brushing their
teeth. Person A is borrowing Person B's toothpaste.)
Person A: Yo bro why does your toothpaste taste so unfortunate
Person B, politely: 'I *would* intensely and vigorously scrouge my
teeth in
anger in response to your statement, since I love my toothpaste so very much, but I've lost a tooth to that once, and would not like to go through that experience again.'