(context: Person A and Person B are both brushing their teeth. Person A is borrowing Person B's toothpaste.)
Person A: Yo
bro why does your toothpaste taste so unfortunate
Person B, politely: 'I *would* intensely and vigorously scrouge my teeth in anger in response to your statement, since I
love my toothpaste so very much, but I've
lost a tooth to that once, and would not like to
go through that experience again.'