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scrotum totem 

"she paid homage at my scrotum totem"
scrotum totem by Spycho August 4, 2003

scrotum totem 

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.
Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)
scrotum totem by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 3, 2009

Scrotum Totem 

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
Scrotum Totem by TADPOOL June 3, 2023

scrotum totem 

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.
scrotum totem by Alien Anus March 29, 2004

Scrotum totem 

Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.
Scrotum totem by Pklove August 25, 2011

Scrotum totem 

Aregardless naked males, regardless of sexual orientation, whose scrotums vertically adjacent.
I awoke to find myself serving as the base of a scrotum totem.

I hope Josh brings the d-nuts to tonight's scotum totem because nothing gets me hungrier than a hot stack of scrote.