Scrompo

The foreskin of a baby elephant.

The doctor was concerned for the poor elephant, for his scrompo was preventing him from urinating.

Scrompo by D.Matlock October 28, 2010

scromp 

to have sex in a light-hearted and carefree fashion

"My brother's girlfriend stayed over this weekend and they scromped in my bed. I am very disturbed."

scromp by Catherine and Marie February 28, 2003

scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

scrimpons by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

Scromote 

To take a large shit on one's face.

Ah dude, this guy was pissing me off hardcore, so I showed him how I scromote guys who piss me off!

Scromote by KONGMAN September 16, 2010

scrompf 

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

scrompf by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

Scrompladute 

Definition 1: Word used to express excitement within friends. Usually used as a greeting to let your presence known.

Defintion 2: universal word for an object that has never been seen before, it takes 65 licks to reach the center of a scrompladute.

As you walk in to work in the morning you could say: "Ahhh scrompladute!"

If someone knew what you wanted: "Hey you got that scrompladute?"

Scrompladute by Big Rye March 7, 2007

Scromplaticanation 

The mathematical equation for figuring out how much something can scromplat

I calculated the scromplaticanation for a banana and it came out to 3

Scromplaticanation by Thelvern August 21, 2022