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A person that sleeps all day, drinks all night, and punches everybody and everything when he/she is drunk
Jake is a Scrobey.
Scrobey by scrotie mcboogerballs March 26, 2010
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old scrotey 

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.
Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?
old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Scroberries 

A scroberry is when the female/male during intercourse, takes the scrotum of the male and blows a raspberry into it. Making a silly sound. Multiple ones in succession would be scroberries.
Noah did not like scroberries because they tickled, but she seemed to like it, so he went along with it.
Scroberries by Okapi Star October 13, 2014

The Scroby 

When your penis is abnormally small and is cover with pimples.
"I think I've got a case of The Scroby"- Brady
The Scroby by Hot Chinese Lady February 12, 2015
Slang for a dude, especially one that is getting out of control.
"Settle down, Scrotey!"
Scrotey by scrotey13 October 11, 2012

scrotey oats 

breakfast cereal of real men.
guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"

guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"

guy 1: "yeah"
scrotey oats by Magus January 6, 2005
A name for an amazing person, only for the elite. You must be 100% awesome to be given this wonderful name. A shortened version of this names is Scobes.
"Damn, that kid is fucking awesome. What's his name?"
"Scobey."
"Word?"
"Word."
scobey by tjscobes February 6, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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