Skip to main content

Scritch scratch

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.
Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch
by Lilpip May 23, 2024
mugGet the Scritch scratch mug.

Scratch the Russian

... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.

If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.

Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.

A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 9, 2022
mugGet the Scratch the Russian mug.

sac scratch fever

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.
These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.
by sciflyer.25 June 8, 2014
mugGet the sac scratch fever mug.

DJ Sir Scratch

One of the Original Ghetto Style DJs. Expert in Cutting, Scratching and all time Mix Master. Hails from Miami.
Lyle Wilson is DJ Sir Scratch. The One and Only, the Only One.
by Executive Sound Creations November 26, 2006
mugGet the DJ Sir Scratch mug.

thief scratch

Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.
He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.
by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019
mugGet the thief scratch mug.

lemme show you how to scratch it

prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt ah ah se prrt by the way destiny still arrives
person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure
by -Nova- April 16, 2020
mugGet the lemme show you how to scratch it mug.

scratch that

taking something said back, changing one's mind.
Gimme those Tim's ...Scratch that, I want those Phat ass Adidas instead.
by Lamb B February 21, 2003
mugGet the scratch that mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email