Skip to main content

Scrimshaw 

adorn (whalebone, ivory, shells, or other materials) with carved or colored designs.
I am carving some Scrimshaw at the moment.
Scrimshaw by Evakz October 13, 2019

scrimshaw 

Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.

Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.
Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."

Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"

Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.
scrimshaw by Chainsaw Raider February 17, 2003

scrimshaw 

Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".
scrimshaw by Twerpintime February 17, 2003

Scrimshaw 

A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.
Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.
Scrimshaw by jbuddah September 10, 2018

scrimshaw 

oral sex performed by a younger woman on an older man
I met a cute waitress at the bar the other night and she served me up a scrimshaw with a happy ending in the back seat of my car.
scrimshaw by squeedy November 29, 2011

Tom scrimshaw 

A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!
Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big
Tom scrimshaw by Daren gave May 27, 2019