screwhead

1. someone who listens to Screwed N CHopped MUZIK that originated in HOUSTON, TEXAS !!!
2. someone who acts a fool

1. Mann ..that boy is a Screwhead.... all he bangs is D.J. Screw
2. Mann, he is so high right...he's a damn screwhead

screwhead by Ghetto Ace September 10, 2008

screwhead

Someone who sips drank. Though known throughout Texas, it became known nationally with the passing of SUC originator DJ Screw.

Ask Lil Yo where he got that drank from. You know he's a true Screwhead.

screwhead by 5thWardMario April 5, 2012

Screwhead

Someone who is defined incompetent to using common logic, and using their common senses.

Also known to examplify idiocy, and known for that "spaced out" look when nothing is going on.

Bill: "Tommy you fucking screwhead, why did you set the bomb upside down?"

Tommy: "Fuck man I wasn't looking!"

Screwhead by Chemich August 6, 2009

Nick Screwed 

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.

Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.

Nick Screwed by NickyD17 May 17, 2012

Screwged 

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.

My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.

Screwged by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022

Screwged 

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly

Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.

Screwged by PoorDavid December 6, 2011

Shit-Screwed 

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

Shit-Screwed by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010