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Scream Pie 

A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.
No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.
Scream Pie by DirtySam October 29, 2022

scram piece 

A stupid dirty slutty free whore that loves to give it to anyone and everyone. Wherever whenever. End of story.
This scram piece wont stay away from my mans inbox
scram piece by Slutty cunt February 19, 2018

Screamie 

Crazy crazy mentalist "fans" who'd jump off a cliff if they heard the Boosh were hiding in the Rocks at the bottom...

They aren't a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.
"Oh god. Look. It's a screamie dressed as old gregg. Oh dear me, i'd better text a friend to get me out of this situation."

"Oh look there's a screamie getting 300 photos with Robots."
Screamie by eyevyoh? November 19, 2006
The act of performing an unintentional cream pie followed by immediate screams of annoyance by the creamed party
Jack - Oh shit i think the condom just broke..
Jill - WTF! U stupid asshole Arghhhh @#$!!!
Jacks uncle voyeuring - Screampie!!
Screampie by Perdawg July 28, 2010

The Colonel's Creampie

The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.
Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?

Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD

Devil's Creampie 

When a tranny cums in a guys ass while he cums in a girls ass
Hannah is so kinky. I heard she likes Devil's creampies.
Devil's Creampie by anonymous December 4, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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