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Scream Pie 

A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.
No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.
Scream Pie by DirtySam October 29, 2022

scram piece 

A stupid dirty slutty free whore that loves to give it to anyone and everyone. Wherever whenever. End of story.
This scram piece wont stay away from my mans inbox
scram piece by Slutty cunt February 19, 2018

Screamie 

Crazy crazy mentalist "fans" who'd jump off a cliff if they heard the Boosh were hiding in the Rocks at the bottom...

They aren't a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.
"Oh god. Look. It's a screamie dressed as old gregg. Oh dear me, i'd better text a friend to get me out of this situation."

"Oh look there's a screamie getting 300 photos with Robots."
Screamie by eyevyoh? November 19, 2006
The act of performing an unintentional cream pie followed by immediate screams of annoyance by the creamed party
Jack - Oh shit i think the condom just broke..
Jill - WTF! U stupid asshole Arghhhh @#$!!!
Jacks uncle voyeuring - Screampie!!
Screampie by Perdawg July 28, 2010

The Colonel's Creampie

The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.
Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?

Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD

Devil's Creampie 

When a tranny cums in a guys ass while he cums in a girls ass
Hannah is so kinky. I heard she likes Devil's creampies.
Devil's Creampie by anonymous December 4, 2020