Screampie

The act of performing an unintentional cream pie followed by immediate screams of annoyance by the creamed party

Jack - Oh shit i think the condom just broke..
Jill - WTF! U stupid asshole Arghhhh @#$!!!
Jacks uncle voyeuring - Screampie!!

by Perdawg July 28, 2010

Screaming Tini

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.

Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...

by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

Screaming peepees

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.

Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Screaming Ginger

Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....

Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.

by SSsSssSsSSssssf;kljf;lkadskg;l October 16, 2019

japanese creampie

When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum

Mike: what's your favorite fetish?
John: I love japanese creampies
Mike: dude, that's nasty

by Nerdy Ned October 10, 2016

Screaming turtle head

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

screaming jimmy

Term used to describe 2-stroke Detroit Diesel engines (i.e. 6-71) known for their distinctive tones and volume. Detroit Diesel was a division of General Motors, hence "Jimmy"

Trucker #1- "Dang ol' sum bitch's trucks louder than sin!"
Trucker #2- "Boy howdy! I reckon he's got a screaming jimmy in that pig"

by Chet McPherson II June 17, 2011