3 definitions by DirtySam
A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.
No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.
by DirtySam October 29, 2022
A Renner is when you grab a hold of a gentleman and use Grizzly Wintergreen chaw spit to reduce friction.
"Preston looked like he needed a little Skoal for his hole. I gave him a Renner and he never called me back."
by DirtySam July 30, 2022
" I got an OTPHJUTTIFOYM at a family dinner, one time. I have not been back to Panera in a ling time."
by DirtySam July 30, 2022