Definitions by Perdawg

Screampie

The act of performing an unintentional cream pie followed by immediate screams of annoyance by the creamed party

Jack - Oh shit i think the condom just broke..
Jill - WTF! U stupid asshole Arghhhh @#$!!!
Jacks uncle voyeuring - Screampie!!

Screampie by Perdawg July 28, 2010

A type a homosexual male bacteria, commonly found in the anus of active gay men

Usually the dicktocockus bacterium is part of the normal flora of homosexual male human, however it seems to have caused the infection in this case