Scratch-off

1. Males (usually teens) may sometimes develop moles on their genitalia. Prompting them to scratch off the uncomfortable "growth spurt." Therefore many boys refer to these moles as "Scratch-offs."
2. There have been many instances when thugs have stolen cars by scratching off the film around the windows. This is a technique specifcally used on Black Camaros and has become known, quite fittingly, as a "Scratch-off."
3. A specific type of lottery known as a "Scratch-off" requires you to scratch off plastic in order to reveal your prize. Many people use coins so that the plastic does not become stuck under their fingernails.

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Thomas: Enrique! Last night while getting a BJ my girl found the grossest Scratch-off!
Enrique: Dude, that's gross as heck man. Why am I still friends with you...?
2. Yo, last night a couple of the guys from the bar totally pulled a Scratch-off on Bill Gates' car!
3. Hey, you're 18, let's go buy a Scratch-off!

Scratch-off by Andre Feinman July 24, 2017

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Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.

The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.

Scratch-off authority by ancestaera June 26, 2020

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Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

Scratch-Off Winner by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

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bunny off a scratch

(Expression) Be garrulous, speak tirelessly. 'Bunny' being derived from the cockney verb to rabbit; 'off of scratch' implying the speaker needs no assistance, like a golfer, playing off of scratch, with no handicap.

Usage: I saw this market trader in full flow. Boy, he could bunny off a scratch.

bunny off a scratch by laraza May 31, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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