Scout Poop

The little turd that comes before a much larger poop, with the intention of priming the pump.

I had a little poop this morning, but it's clear there's a much much larger poop on the way. That must've been the scout poop.

by daviddeath July 7, 2014

poop snout

a brown noser, one who sucks up

I hate the way Kim sucks up to the boss...she's such a poop snout!

by Me September 13, 2003

poop snout

person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)

Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.

by shannannannan September 11, 2003

poop snout

When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.

by kirk September 13, 2003

poop snout

A medical condition characterized by decreased airflow through the nasal cavity due to being packed full of shit. Common causes include: tossing salad, ramming one's nose up the boss' ass and having one's head up one's ass.

Hey Joe, It looks like you got poop snout since you ate Carl's ass.

by Gary Coleman September 11, 2003

Scoot'in poop'in

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

poop snout

what your dog gets after bestiality salad tossing

I got some poop snout from Fido last night

by george September 9, 2003