kirk's definitions

waiting for Godot

When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.

I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.

by kirk September 15, 2017

dukeicide

The act of making large groups into dukes. Normally done through ben franklin yelling something naughty at you.

My stars! ben franklin just commited dukeicide on us!

by kirk September 30, 2006

vehicles

Shoes Sneakers any footwear

Those are sweet vehicles where did you get them ?

by Kirk September 7, 2005

Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

by Kirk September 6, 2005

over-die

to kill something thats already dead

jimmy over-died after being tossed down a ravine, with lit dynomite.

by kirk August 5, 2005

over-dry

the act of taking something already dry, and drying it even more; a physical impossibility

you can't over-die, you can't over dry

by kirk August 5, 2005

upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by kirk May 31, 2005