kirk's definitions

takeyama

To be one with the earth and the mountains. To learn that life is always simpler once you put it in perspective

Johnny was so Takeyama once he figured out that he had some direction in life.

by kirk March 14, 2005

uber spiffy

Something extraordinarily spiffy, broken down into uber and spiffy.

That is an uber spiffy car.

by Kirk April 13, 2005

Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

by Kirk September 6, 2005

poop snout

When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.

by kirk September 13, 2003

sflb

see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.

the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.

by kirk November 22, 2004

Jimi Hendrix

The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)

Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay

by Kirk April 7, 2004

war crime

See Unit 731, Bataan, Rape of Nanjing, Hamburg, Dresden

The lesser known and crueler ones of which were perpetrated by Japan, the United States, and Great Britain in WWII.

by Kirk October 26, 2004