kirk's definitions

poop snout

When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.

by kirk September 13, 2003

sflb

see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.

the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.

by kirk November 22, 2004

skin bridge

see also taint. this is the skin running from a mans balls to his arse!

i need to scratch my skin bridge.

by kirk November 22, 2004

Quajizzle

The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!

Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.

by Kirk May 29, 2003

jolly on

1. Used as a substitute for Rock On.

2. Used to say you are about to leave.

Ned: Yeah Dude, Jolly On!

Ted: This party sucks, I'm about to Jolly On

by Kirk August 5, 2004

Diddo

meaning I DID DO it when asked a question

Did you sign up for the luncheon.

Diddo

by Kirk November 16, 2004

Mishengalem

A fucking gay german word that we know is bad mouthing us but don't know what it means so it's fairly funny and is used in stupid situations

You a dirty God jesus German Mishengalem!!!

by Kirk February 25, 2005