kirk's definitions

fuckstains

The stains which occur after a period of fucking. Refer to shitstains for addition information.

Holy fuckstains batman!

I'll never get these fuckstains out of my carpet!

by Kirk May 29, 2003

takeyama

To be one with the earth and the mountains. To learn that life is always simpler once you put it in perspective

Johnny was so Takeyama once he figured out that he had some direction in life.

by kirk March 14, 2005

sflb

see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.

the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.

by kirk November 22, 2004

Quajizzle

The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!

Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.

by Kirk May 29, 2003

shteeed

this is someone who is beyond a stud. when someone does something so amazing, you call them a shteeed.

matt conners is trying to mack on all the ladies that he can, what a shteeed!

by kirk November 22, 2004

Mishengalem

A fucking gay german word that we know is bad mouthing us but don't know what it means so it's fairly funny and is used in stupid situations

You a dirty God jesus German Mishengalem!!!

by Kirk February 25, 2005

porn

the reason you need a new hard drive.

dude, how do you find all that porn.

by kirk February 22, 2005