kirk's definitions

war crime

See Unit 731, Bataan, Rape of Nanjing, Hamburg, Dresden

The lesser known and crueler ones of which were perpetrated by Japan, the United States, and Great Britain in WWII.

by Kirk October 26, 2004

Jimi Hendrix

The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)

Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay

by Kirk April 7, 2004

fuckstains

The stains which occur after a period of fucking. Refer to shitstains for addition information.

Holy fuckstains batman!

I'll never get these fuckstains out of my carpet!

by Kirk May 29, 2003

upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by kirk May 31, 2005

clitoris

An organ that when aroused, will cause a female orgasim.

As I ate her out, I went for the clit. We never parted again.

by Kirk March 1, 2005

vehicles

Shoes Sneakers any footwear

Those are sweet vehicles where did you get them ?

by Kirk September 7, 2005

prevenge

the act of taking revenge before the event that made you want revenge

billy was going to kill ed's dad, so ed took out prevenge on the mofo

by kirk October 4, 2004