kirk's definitions

over-dry

the act of taking something already dry, and drying it even more; a physical impossibility

you can't over-die, you can't over dry

by kirk August 5, 2005

shteeed

this is someone who is beyond a stud. when someone does something so amazing, you call them a shteeed.

matt conners is trying to mack on all the ladies that he can, what a shteeed!

by kirk November 22, 2004

Mishengalem

A fucking gay german word that we know is bad mouthing us but don't know what it means so it's fairly funny and is used in stupid situations

You a dirty God jesus German Mishengalem!!!

by Kirk February 25, 2005

sflb

see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.

the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.

by kirk November 22, 2004

poop snout

When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.

by kirk September 13, 2003

twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.

although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.

by kirk November 22, 2004

skin bridge

see also taint. this is the skin running from a mans balls to his arse!

i need to scratch my skin bridge.

by kirk November 22, 2004