scout main

deeply suicidal, pubeless, basement dwelling virgin

hasn't done acid and doesn't want to

"I'm such a fucking scout main I want to kill myself"

"my parents called me a scout main today"

by tayyyy__ November 19, 2019

scout main

Usually some 12-13 year old who's trying to be "cool" and "edgy" but ends up making themselves look like a fucking tool in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Little shit: I'm going to be a scout main and no one will stop me!

Actually respectable and good player: stfu and go download garfield cart or something.

by Basically Cancer April 17, 2017

Scout Main

1 of 2 things: 1: A Piece of garbage who wears lime paint and only plays on Sawmill, or 2: AN ACTUAL GOOD PLAYER that respects the fact that the scattergun is a good weapon and they know how to deal with most classes.

Scout Main: Joins Server
Everyone: EWWW A SCOUT MAIN
Scout Main: ;(

by BigStupidIdiot May 27, 2021

Scout Mains

If you're unlucky you'll find these little bitch boys on your match usually wearing neon green hats with the most obnoxious outfits.

Scout mains are fucking annoying amiright?

by BigDaddyPhilip May 22, 2020