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A person attracted to only one other person. The person they are attracted to may be any gender. Specifically pertaining to those who stayed with their significant other when they discovered their gender identity.

So she is a he now? Does that mean you're gay?

No, I'm just in a gay relationship. I'm still bisexual. But I'm only interested in him. I guess you could say I'm scoutsexual.

scoutsexual by xterminator3001 May 24, 2016

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Slutsexual

A woman who "claims" she is bisexual but has never been in a relationship with another woman and just makes out with her "girlfriend's" to get the men turned on when they are around thus getting sexual attention. This gives a bad name to people who are real bisexual's.

Sally: So is Megan bisexual?

Katie: No why?

Sally: I saw her making out with another girl at the bar last night.

Katie: Were there guys around?

Sally: Yeah, they were watching

Katie: No, she's just a slutsexual.

Slutsexual by thereissuchathing February 7, 2010

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soupsexual

A person whom is utterly in love with soup and puts soup before their friends and family. They may even get turned on when they smell or see soup. Some people will go as far as fucking the soup

Look at him devouring that soup with such intensity and pleasure. That guy must be "soupsexual"

soupsexual by 12twelve12 September 24, 2017

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Sootsexual

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.

Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.

Sootsexual by Samxboo April 2, 2022

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Scomosexual

A person who is a fan or groupie of Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.

"Yeah mate, I hear the guy's a real Scomosexual".

Scomosexual by Yellow Devil March 18, 2019

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scrubsexual

Your sexual preferences include dudes who act like they got sumthin' but really got nothin. Also see: fuccboi

"I just came out to my family as scrubsexual. They took it pretty well"

scrubsexual by scimonoce October 14, 2016

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Scoobsexual

A person who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, or Marmaduke.

Person 1: I'm coming out as scoobsexual, and I'm not a mistake.
Person 2: understandable. I'd like to tear up Marmaduke's ass tenderly as well, mah boi.

Scoobsexual by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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