A disorder categorized by outbursts of sarcasm and uncontrollable condescending statements. The malice perpetuated by the disorder is usually matched by an equal ability to mask symptoms from those whom are unfamiliar with its pathophysiology.
Jeff's scolinomia took a group discussion hostage when he began taking well veiled verbal shots at each person in the room. He managed to order Laura to make him a sandwich without her realizing it whatsoever.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)