Scooty-poot 

A medium speed method of locomotion by any means of conveyance.

Those cops scooty-pooted right in here.

Scooty-poot by Guy de L'Blanc July 4, 2019

snooty poot

a person that feels they are too good to hang around others at the mobile park

Debra is a snooty poot cuz she thinks her 2 story double wide is nicer than my single wide

snooty poot by MajrPayneNurAss May 4, 2016

poot-scoot 

It is that thing that others call a pussy but I, being the southerner that I am, call it a poot-scoot because it sounds kewler.

I bet that she got that good poot-scoot, mommy.

poot-scoot by Corey December 5, 2004

poot and scoot 

To fart and then run at first smell

Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.

poot and scoot by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009

poot n scoot 

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

poot n scoot by Ralf April 25, 2005

poot-n-scoot 

The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!

"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"

poot-n-scoot by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009

poot-n-scoot 

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

poot-n-scoot by PooterMagee November 27, 2012