Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ralf

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

poot n scoot by Ralf April 25, 2005

person 1: Put on some corridos.
Person 2: Oh you mean the spaish rap?
Person 1: Yea.

corridos by Ralf April 12, 2005

Burp by Ralf April 5, 2005

to be in an uncomfortable situation with no obvious escape

"I slept with a random girl last night and shes still upstairs!"

"Man, youre wangtied!!"

wangtied by Ralf November 9, 2004

it is the hand you jerk off with .

palmala by ralf June 17, 2004

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

leg hump by ralf May 18, 2004

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

turd bugular by ralf May 17, 2004