Ralf's definitions

turd curtain

The flap of skin protecting the Hershey Highway

You must part the turd curtain in order to get to the meaty center of the Hershey Highway.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

ralph

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

by ralf April 16, 2004

corridos

The same as rap in spanish.

person 1: Put on some corridos.
Person 2: Oh you mean the spaish rap?
Person 1: Yea.

by Ralf April 12, 2005

palmala

it is the hand you jerk off with .

i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.

by ralf June 17, 2004

leg hump

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

by ralf May 18, 2004

turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004