worm dirt

chewing tobbaco that comes in a can.

billy bob loaded his lip with worm dirt then cowboyed up on a rank bull.

by ralf May 16, 2004

palmala

it is the hand you jerk off with .

i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.

by ralf June 18, 2004

turd curtain

The flap of skin protecting the Hershey Highway

You must part the turd curtain in order to get to the meaty center of the Hershey Highway.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

wangtied

to be in an uncomfortable situation with no obvious escape

"I slept with a random girl last night and shes still upstairs!"

"Man, youre wangtied!!"

by Ralf November 09, 2004

nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

by ralf May 04, 2004

turd bugular

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

by ralf May 17, 2004

slapnut

a complete idiot that is less than everyone else.

Garrett Johnson

by ralf February 05, 2004