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Adjective ; First used at the edge of time itself to describe the fabric of existence. Calling something "scooty" meaning something that shouldn't be messed with.
Synonyms: "Sus" | "a bit fucky" | "not up to par" | "just all around scooty, seriously stay away from that shit" | etc.
"It's just a little scooty, don't FUCK with it."
Scooty by gay spag June 6, 2020
this is the slang name for a person (most of the time a black person) who drives their car while they are all scooted down in their seat so they can barely see over the wheel
"Yo homie, look at that scooty in the Buick with the dubs!"
scooty by Shaggy29 April 15, 2006
When a cat, dog, or other household animal drags its rear end across a rough surface such as grass or carpet in order to clean off fecal matter.
"Mom, get the carpet shampooer! Fluffy scootied again!"

"I awoke this morning to find that my dog had left diarrhea and scooty marks in various locations throughout the house."
scooty by Chris Jasper December 30, 2008
A state in which one must leave in an abrupt fashion.
"Hey guys, looks like my car is about to be towed. I'd better get scooty."
scooty by Exploding Tree January 10, 2009
A person who is very salty and considered a bully. Tries to protect his reputation by yelling at people to delete things that expose him, and can reduce someone to tears.
Person 1: "Man, that guy is an asshole. He's like Keemstar, being salty all the time."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes a total Scooty."
A Scooty is not neccesarily a promiscuous woman, but a woman who flaunts her attractive, curvaceous body by wearing skimpy clothing and booty shorts.
Damn Ronnie, check out La'Tisha! She done been the finest Scooty on this block for a minute!
Scooty by Thewhitedanielglover January 21, 2015