My mom sneakily reaches in the garbage for scraps of the chicken pot pie that I threw away, as i bust her out and yell "you scrapmaster!" and laugh.
As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."
Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.
A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."
As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."
Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.
A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."
by whiteyz March 31, 2009
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2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
by james ferarro August 21, 2006
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by The sapjacker December 8, 2020
Get the Sapmaster mug.1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.
2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.
3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.
4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.
3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.
4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006
Get the crapmaster mug.One who masters the art of playing a Fender Strat, not only as a musical instrument but as a weapon to destroy and create lives while riding a tiger.
A guy named Juan is a StratMaster as he uses his strat to fight terrorism and spreads his seed across the middle east while riding a tiger
by ALANelJUANFORLIFE December 12, 2010
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A Mixture of a Gangsta, Hipster and Skater.
A Mixture of a Gangsta, Hipster and Skater.
Your a Scramster? Fuck yeah.
by Rakk October 28, 2007
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Someone who loves being around scrubs.
Someone who thinks he's not a scrub and thus blames others in being scrubs.
Acts like he's too cool to be a scrub.
Secretly loves associating with scrubs.
Has scrub posters.
Looks like a scrub.
Smells like a scrub.
And most importantly...is a scrub.
Someone who loves being around scrubs.
Someone who thinks he's not a scrub and thus blames others in being scrubs.
Acts like he's too cool to be a scrub.
Secretly loves associating with scrubs.
Has scrub posters.
Looks like a scrub.
Smells like a scrub.
And most importantly...is a scrub.
Damn yo, check out that scrub lookin' kid down there, he sure does look like a big ol' scrubmaste to me.
Bro, all that kid does is talk about scrubs...damn I think he might be a scrubmaster.
Bro, all that kid does is talk about scrubs...damn I think he might be a scrubmaster.
by Yo_Daddy. October 6, 2011
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