Schwom

Expert gamer.

"Man, that guy is a real schwom"

by Mr.RealBoiio June 9, 2018

schwimmer fatigue

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

Schoomp

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Schwoen

Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.

* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"

by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010

Schlomo

A jew

Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels

by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021

Schlommy

Hehe... Schlommy

Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."

by schlommy September 19, 2021

no schlomo

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.

You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.

by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009