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A guy who has lots of girls as friends but never hooks up with them
Dude 1: Bro, who were those girls
Dude 2: They're just my friends
Dude 1: Bro, you're such a schwef...
Schwef by paint101 May 18, 2014
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pronunciation: swef.

Slang word of german route used to describe someone of criminal nature that is fearless and cold. These people are the top of the crew. The peaple dubbed schwef are usually hard to find as they are not usually known and usually untouchable.
The Schwef can never be touched.
schwef by AJ Jackson May 22, 2008
pronunciation: swef.

Slang word of german route used to describe someone of criminal nature that is fearless and cold. These people are the top of the crew. The peaple dubbed schwef are usually hard to find as they are not usually known and usually untouchable.
The Schwef can never be touched.
schwef by AJ Jackson May 22, 2008
A term used to show that you vibe with something. Can also be used to show surprise to a statement. Most commonly used by youth.
“Yo bro did you hear I got with Ava?”
Ayy schweba!”
Schweba by Paquarri December 11, 2022

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.
Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

Schweggie 

A term used in the entertainment industry; specifically in Los Angeles, California, to bring praise to someone in an award-like fashion for being extremely selfless while on the job. Named after Hollywood Producer William Allan Schwegmann, this term is becoming more and more commonly used in Hollywood vernacular.
"And the Schweggie of the day goes to...."
Schweggie by HollywoodTinman May 28, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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