Euro-schweffe

The continental equivalent of a schweffe. Much like their British counterparts euro-schweffes make up for with money what they lack in self-awareness.

Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.

That bar was full of euro-schweffes, there wasn't a sock in sight.

by Piggins123 August 5, 2025