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Schwauuzy 

-1- Noun: Some sort of a cookie, but a really great one. A cookie not from this world.
Also describes a cookie with all possible flavours: Chocolate Chips, vanilla, butter etc.

-2- Plural: Schwauuzies
-3- Verb: Schwauuze (to give someone a schwauuzy)
-1- "Yo man, try this schwauuzy!"
-2- "You want a chocolate pie, sir?"
"No thanks, today I prefer eating some good schawuuzies!"
-3- "Do you mind if I'll schwauuze you?"
Schwauuzy by +|+assaf+|+ December 31, 2005
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To feel wasted, not of self, totally gone.

Not related to Patrick Swayze
Today, Ricardo went to a party and got schwazy.

Alysha never had a purple drank before and got schwazy.

Edwin ran a mile and got schwazy.
Schwazy by skurrrtttt April 4, 2010
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Schnauzzy 

A high-brow variation of the term 'snazzy'.
You are looking very schnauzzy tonight there Steve, what with your new haircut and shirt and all the rest.
Schnauzzy by civic-art January 4, 2012
A large, unidentified object that fills up all space and takes up all time in any existing realms and space whether life is apparent or not. It also enjoys Big Macs or cake.
We all live in the Schwartzy. The Schwartzy is everything and everywhere. Nobody knowns where it came from, or where it ends.

Oh yeah and Sam and RJ say o hai.
Schwartzy by Dingle Sauce 5 December 12, 2011

Schwarzy 

1. A child that is at the lower limits of a website. such as a 14 yearold on a 14+ website. This child, in order to become a Schwarzy is to do things that clearly make him seem like hes under the age limit, such as spamming, or telling about how he does childish things.

2. also means awesome.
that guy is Schwarzy!
Schwarzy by Schwarzy July 9, 2009
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