1 definition by Dingle Sauce 5

A large, unidentified object that fills up all space and takes up all time in any existing realms and space whether life is apparent or not. It also enjoys Big Macs or cake.
We all live in the Schwartzy. The Schwartzy is everything and everywhere. Nobody knowns where it came from, or where it ends.

Oh yeah and Sam and RJ say o hai.
by Dingle Sauce 5 June 13, 2011
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