A large, unidentified object that fills up all space and takes up all time in any existing realms and space whether life is apparent or not. It also enjoys Big Macs or cake.
We all live in the Schwartzy. The Schwartzy is everything and everywhere. Nobody knowns where it came from, or where it ends.

Oh yeah and Sam and RJ say o hai.
by Dingle Sauce 5 June 13, 2011
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the act of getting a chubby (not having a full hard on) and proceeding to have sex with a female. Furthermore after 5 seconds of penetration, the ejaculation process begins.
Sach- Hey you wanna fuck?

Shmel- Yeah, only if you give me the Schwartzie.
by Beatheny August 9, 2010
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