Schwaff 

An extremley irritating phrase used by irrtating, condescending, arogant white boys.

I love thinking. Schwaff.

Schwaff by HKSUCKSNOB July 11, 2009

Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

Akiva Schaffer by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009

Schweffing 

1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.

Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.

Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.

Schweffing by Ballchops October 25, 2012

schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

Jon Schaffer 

Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.

Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.

Jon Schaffer by Mike L. Richard February 9, 2008

Schnaffle 

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner

You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!

Schnaffle by alexander21 November 17, 2010

schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.

I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...

schlaffel by GineSharts December 15, 2008