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schumann
a person who graduates high school and continues to come back to all the events, games even parties! they also like to talk a love of shit about the high school kids when he is a graduate.
schumann by joey mommy November 28, 2010
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Schumann
Pwhen you sleep on the top bunk with a kitty cat and try to be a coke dea,we. Then you become a coke dealer and get caught you snitch out Everyone involved. Then the dealers come looking. For you you....h nice you have became “Schumann”
Schumann by Cinnaminsonbullies June 11, 2018
schumann inn
The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.
Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”
Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”
Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”
schumann inn by Big al6969 April 30, 2019
Schumann Dozen
I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.
Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.
If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.
Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.
You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.
The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.
Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.
If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.
Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.
You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.
The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.
Schumann Dozen by Giant's fan 1989 May 29, 2019
Schumann Slope
When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.
Schumann Slope by T-bone2 March 2, 2018
nolan schumann
nolan schumann by 10inchhero September 25, 2017
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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