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schumann

one who hula hoops nude to lou bega albums while eating spinach artichoke dip

did you see how many hula hoops and lou bega albums he had, the kid's a total schumann

by beanis%%% August 14, 2009

coldren

the act of consuming enough alcohol such that one passes out on the same bed as his friend and urinates a quantity of fluid sufficient enough to leak through his jeans and into his insuspecting male or female friend's butthole

tell him to stop drinking, i'm not tryin' to get coldrened tonight

by beanis%%% August 14, 2009