A really flat and darkish hairstyle. Generally favoured by general douchebags, high-ranking Nazis and sadlonely Russian old men you meet on ChatRoulette.
A: You seeJimmy's new haircut.
B: Yeah. What a schlid!
Originally crafted by the illustrious @dantalents and colloquially used within the CrewDat and ToKyMonGrey Mario Kart communities, schlinin is the art of the immaculate drift, shell, and shroom of the opposition.
Did ya see that!? JerkChiken be schlinin all over dem fools! He be a schlinin God!