Schtrop

London slang, meaning fake, junk, useless, not worth the time, fuck all.

Doug the Head: Avi, you know I won't buy schtrops.
Avi: He isn't selling schtrops.

by AlAboos July 7, 2010

schtoop

v: To fuck.

Are you schtooping the neighbour?

by MeatAxe May 19, 2004

schtoopid

The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.

Way to pass English class... schtoopid....

by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007

schtooping

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.

George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.

by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006

Jon Schrope

a short little dude who is obviously a beast and gets all the ladies. He gets straight A's but still couldn't get you something off the top shelf. Ask him about anything, even say hi to him and he'll tear you to shreds because he's vicious. Overall you pretty much wanna have this guy on your side.

Look! It's a Jon Schrope!, quick lets hide up on that bookshelf.

by urban dictionarier 123456789 November 11, 2010

Schtoop

Schtoop is a noun which is used as an insult to someone who has failed either physically or academically.

Person one: "Did you see Tom fail the english exam?"

Person two: "Yeah what a Schtoop!"

by Dylan D. Diamondfire August 17, 2020

Schroped

Getting a handjob or blowjob that ends with a hot mess on the recipients face.

Although most men believe nothing worse could ever happen to them, some men actually enjoy the act.

Dave: Did you hear about Adam? He totally got on that hottie from last weekend.

Mike: Yeah, but I heard it didn't end so well for him.

Dave: What do you mean?

Mike: I heard he totally got Schroped.

Dave: Poor guy... Has he recovered yet?

Mike: No.

by Dirty W D January 12, 2010