Schroped

Getting a handjob or blowjob that ends with a hot mess on the recipients face.

Although most men believe nothing worse could ever happen to them, some men actually enjoy the act.

Dave: Did you hear about Adam? He totally got on that hottie from last weekend.

Mike: Yeah, but I heard it didn't end so well for him.

Dave: What do you mean?

Mike: I heard he totally got Schroped.

Dave: Poor guy... Has he recovered yet?

Mike: No.

by Dirty W D January 12, 2010

Schroeder

A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.

Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!

by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015

schroeder

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted

Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.

by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 27, 2009

Schroedinger's turd

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.

'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'

by CJV August 27, 2012

Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.

Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...

by Braavosi May 16, 2003

schroedered

To be delayed or inconvenienced whilst travelling, especially at an airport.

Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.

by John Lee Pettimore May 17, 2017

Schroeder

the piano kid from the peanuts

Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation

by koreandaaa February 8, 2021