Schteemed

The process of getting penetrated by a cylinder/rounded object into your asshole until you are gaped to oblivion.

Girl, I couldn’t even walk after terry came over last night and schteemed me!

by Gyyattt12 May 3, 2024

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

Sahleemed

To leave or to be left on read for long periods of time.

I have been the Sahleemer and I have been Sahleemed. It's a never ending cycle.

by NatTats March 17, 2020

Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

scheemer

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

by The Real LG March 14, 2007

Sheemed

Moded. Like someone tricked you and you fell for it. Instead of saying Moded you say "YOU JUST GOT SHEEMED!" (thats our Language in the yay area 510)

"Haha! I tricked you and you fell for it you dumbass idiot!"

by None March 4, 2005